The Galaxy's Worst Navigator

Captain Zorp thought he was heading to Alpha Centauri for a vacation, but somehow ended up in his own backyard on Earth. Armed with a malfunctioning GPS unit that only speaks in ancient Martian riddles, he discovers that getting lost might be the best way to find yourself—especially when your backyard happens to contain a secret portal to the Cosmic Diner, where aliens serve the universe's best pancakes.